Vermont Politics: Alex MacLean Edition

The Vermont Insider’s Guide to Fucking Up with Impunity

By Alex MacLean*

Rule #1: Work for the governor.

Rule #2: When not working for the governor, work for a corporate project that the governor has made a top priority.

Rule #3: When you make a mess of your corporate work, get a job with a lobbying firm that is closest to the governor.

Rule #3.5: It also helps if said lobbying firm is a major donor to Vermont’s media/political elite, thus assuring that your corporate mess won’t get press.

Rule #4: Always keep your eye on returning to Rule #1.

*Alex MacLean, pictured in the center above, is the former campaign manager for — and political appointee of — Governor Peter Shumlin, before leaving him in January 2013 to work for the Jay Peak development initiatives in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom. After having made a mess of her corporate work, she recently accepted a “partnership” with the Shumlin-friendly lobbying firm, KSE. Dizzy yet? Should be.

Vermont Morning

Flaying about the barn, swatting for horse flies.

I will study their patterns.
I will find their homes.
I will understand their needs.

And then I will kill them.
Each and every one of them if I can.

Montpelier Farmers’ Market Threatens Vendor Speech

My friend, Boots Wardinski, got a reprimand and threat of expulsion from the Capital City Farmers’ Market (Montpelier, VT) last week after asking the board to address an apparent violation of its bylaws. Specifically, the market is supposed to have “at least” 60% of its vendors be classified as “agricultural producers.” Boots, a vendor of garlic, blueberries and perennial plants, did a survey of the existing vendors and found that the market was barely touching the 50% threshold for “agricultural producers.”

Frankly, the 60% threshold seems a bit low to me, but it provides an explanation of why so many vendors of crafts and dog-food biscuits are occupying spaces that should be for farmers. But, if you know anything about the back-biting history of farmers’ markets, you’ll know that once in, many leaders of such markets do their best to put a halt to competition by limiting vendors that may interfere with their commerce. That’s why the farmer vendors that usually occupy a majority of the decision-making positions will start letting spoon makers and pizza bakers in before they’ll let another farmer come and pinch their profits.

Boots took the information he collected to the board, asking them for an explanation for the apparent bylaws violation. Boots used the Google Groups listserve that was set up for just such market communication. The board responded swiftly with a letter to Boots that basically said sit down and shut up. Worse, they quickly adopted guidelines for how vendors should communicate with each other, guidelines that included a requirement that all communication should reflect the “greatness” of the market. If its nebulous-at-best communication guidelines weren’t followed, the board continued, warnings and then expulsions were the proscribed punishments.

That’s a long, long way from the groovy vibe markets like the Capital City Farmers’ Market tries to present to its customers.

If you know anything about Boots, you won’t be surprised to learn that he’s not turning the other cheek for another board smack down. Boots has reached out to the community to support his right to free speech as well as the ability to exercise that right AND remain a market vendor.

Below is the letter I sent to the Board of Directors of the Capital City Farmers’ Market in support of Boots. Stay tuned for developments.

June 20, 2014

To: Board of Directors, Capital City Farmers’ Market, Montpelier, VT
From: Michael Colby
Re: Boots Wardinski and market communication

I am writing to strongly oppose your recent correspondence and accompanying threats to Boots Wardinski regarding his inquiries about the market’s adherence to its bylaws. I found your words and actions to be both chilling and abhorrent.

But you already knew it was chilling toward his and others’ right to speech — that’s why you told him to edit himself into compliance or face expulsion. It’s also called censorship. And when it’s coupled with a threat it becomes abhorrent.

Your verbal reprimand to Boots is a disturbing mix of pomposity and paranoia. You demand, for example, that Boots comply with your nebulous-at-best rules of engagement within your Google Group listserve, complete with an insultingly condescending exhortation to always remember that the market is “great” and his communication should, apparently, always reflect that. Really? Is this a farmers’ market or a cheerleading camp?

But this market, like all the good — oops, make that: great – markets didn’t become great without one serious internal struggle or philosophical/procedural battle after another. The very genesis of the farmers’ market movement was steeped in a deep sense of – brace yourselves – discontent with the existing economic paradigm offered to farmers. While the public persona of the modern farmers’ market is that of one, big happy farm family, the truth is that it is and always has been a hell of a struggle to smoothly run what is essentially an organization for the deeply individual: the farmer.

And so the sparks have flown, as they always will.

As a former vendor at your market in the mid-1990s, I can remember board meetings when a discussion about the definition of “local” almost led to a fistfight. Just as I can remember the vehemence with which this board – your board – has reversed course and, as a result, created intense dissention over the market’s possible move to the Vermont College green.

It happens. Big deal. Because, as you say, the market today is still “great.”

Boots bringing up a completely germane point about the bylaws of your organization will not threaten the greatness of your market. Hardly. The real threat is in this board’s efforts to stifle the real and genuine concerns of its membership, all in some quixotic effort to codify speech and dictate a cheerleader-like code of conduct. Good luck with that.

Your not-so-veiled threats to Boots are only made worse by the board’s worry that the public might get a whiff of this membership/board dissention. But it was the board’s paranoia and heavy-handedness that led to this issue gaining the public’s attention. Attempts at censorship or a stifling of participation rarely go ignored. And so here you are: exposed.

This board should do the right thing and address Boots’ concerns about the bylaws – sooner rather than later. Moreover, it should retract its ill-begotten threat and vindictively written guidelines for communication within the organization.

Boots Wardinski enhances your market. He, more than almost anyone I know, embodies the spirit, struggle and commitment that are inherent in the farmers’ market movement. Instead of silencing him, try listening to him.

On Walden Politics

I’m signing the petition that is currently circulating in Walden, Vermont that calls for a reconsideration of the school’s budget vote that passed by a very narrow margin of 116-113 on Town Meeting Day.

Frankly, I am not all that upset with the budget itself – but that could be because after last year’s initially proposed 17% hike anything looks more reasonable in comparison. The school board seemed to be getting the message – after five votes – that the people of Walden are beyond the point of simply struggling over the ever-increasing tax burden.

But while the school board was telling us with words that they were “hearing” the voters, the Town Clerk, Lina Smith, and the School Board Chair, Judy Clifford, pushed forward a proposal to make it harder for the voters of Walden to be heard. Specifically, they proposed to increase the percentage of voters needed to call for a reconsideration vote from 5% of the electorate to 20%, a huge increase.

The “reconsideration vote” was the tool used last year by the Walden voters when successfully forcing the school board to cut their enormous budget increase.

At Town Meeting, however, they were met with stiff opposition from the floor and quickly offered a compromise seeking an increase to 10%. It worked (for them), as the 70-or-so voters who were still hanging around after four and half hours passed it.

“Take that!” was the clear message. But while celebrating this obvious attempt to make democracy a whole lot harder for the voters, they failed to realize that they were taking one, big, menacing swing at the hornet’s nest that be the Walden voters – especially when they’re feeling pushed around.

Before this vote, the cantankerous mood that had settled on the town during last year’s five acrimonious votes was mellowing. People on both sides were more than a bit fatigued by it all. Moreover, the school board said it was listening and the voters seemed willing to trust them based on a much, much lower increase in this year’s budget.

Like I said, then they took a swing at the hornet’s nest. So here we go again.

I’m signing the petition that seeks a reconsideration of the school budget vote as a protest of this collaboration between the town clerk and school board chair. And, next year, I look forward to working with voters to petition the school board to reinstate the 5% reconsideration threshold.

Oh Walden.

Walden, Vermont will be celebrating Town Meeting Day tomorrow by considering a proposal that would seriously undermine democratic participation: raising the percentage of voters needed to reconsider a vote from 5% to 20%. It’s clearly a kindergarten-like payback for the school budget fights last year, where upwards of 65% of the voters said “no, no, no” in a series of re-votes before the school board started to listen. Oh wait, are they saying “no”?

But now – after reducing the budget, as requested by 65% of the voters – the school board is both claiming that they are “listening” AND trying to make it harder for the citizens to speak in the future. Can you hear me now?

The 5% of registered voters needed for a recall vote to happen is a long, long Vermont tradition. It’s been in Walden’s charter for generations and generations. And it’s a good threshold. It takes a fair amount of work to get 5% of the voting population to put their names on a public petition to call for a reconsideration of a vote already approved by their fellow neighbors. In Walden, that meant getting nearly 40 signatures last year – in a town with no store, no post office and no high school. Like I said, it takes some effort.

This is clearly an effort fueled by the frustration of the school board. They proposed a budget increase of more than 15% and then sleepily tip-toed to a town meeting vote that squeaked by with only a few votes to spare amongst the mere 160-or-something votes out of our town’s total 600+ registered voters.

And then 5% of the voters asked for a reconsideration, resulting in votes of vast majorities (65% or so) saying no, no, no to the radical increases.

Finally, the school board decided to listen. And they chopped the budget to a level that was – by vote – congruent with the Walden population.

And then they told us how they “heard” us. And they told us how they were “listening.”

And then they put forward a change in their bylaws that would make it harder for these kinds of efforts to occur again. Here’s the board’s proposed question to the voters attending its next meeting at Walden’s Town Meeting:

“Shall the Walden School District increase the percentage of voters required on a petition for a reconsideration or rescission from 5% to 20%?”

If that’s not a big FU to the voters, I’m not sure what else is.

But, they’re listening, remember?

This whole effort is about trying to make it a lot harder to question their decisions and for the school board to be able to identify people who oppose them – a powerful tool in the world of small-town politics.

It’s sad, really.

Please, if you’re a Walden voter and you attend Town Meeting: Vote “No” on the roadblocks to democracy.

And to the Walden voters who won’t be attending Town Meeting, stay tuned for a re-vote.

I love you.

Outstayed. As in:
You are welcome.

It’s a figure of speech.
A ballerina, for sure.

This volume. Right here.
In the now, me and you.

I love you.

And your technology.
So smooth.

You wear it well.

It’s like hardly knowing it’s you.

Winter 2013.

The man at the corner store seems tired.
All the people running corner stores seem tired.

Even Vermont winters become stale.

Poor souls, the cold draft from everyone,
– in and out — for months,
barely paying for the heat loss.

Yeah, he’s tired. They’re all tired.

Even the customers are tired.
It’s just tiring sometimes.

It’s March in Vermont.
And I’m tired too.

Put a Label on It

Oh people. I’m sorry. I left the room again and forgot about your lingering persistence. Or is it your persistence in lingering?

I have been busy perfecting the fine – and all-too-misunderstood – art of split-personality existence (SPE). I have been this and I have been that. And I have, at all times, also taken my duties as a father of a soon-to-be-fourteen-year-old very, very seriously (read: really, ANOTHER horse ride). I am a team player, you know.

But you have other places to go if you want something from me. Go. Find them.

As for this old cabin, make me an offer.

Dinner.

Michelle Obama is in Vermont today. For $5000, people can have dinner with her. I was going to go but then I remembered things like the war(s), the economy, Guantanamo, tax-breaks for the wealthy, the Patriot (sic) Act and Wall Street handouts. Oh yeah, and there was also the lack of an extra $5000. Maybe next time.

This Just In.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Back the fuck up.

That’s better.

Now stay there. Real still.

Perfect.

Hold it. Hold it.

There. Right there.

You’ve got it.

Now go. Run with it.

Do whatever the hell you want with it.

Just stop being an asshole.