Oh people. I’m sorry. I left the room again and forgot about your lingering persistence. Or is it your persistence in lingering?

I have been busy perfecting the fine – and all-too-misunderstood – art of split-personality existence (SPE). I have been this and I have been that. And I have, at all times, also taken my duties as a father of a soon-to-be-fourteen-year-old very, very seriously (read: really, ANOTHER horse ride). I am a team player, you know.

But you have other places to go if you want something from me. Go. Find them.

As for this old cabin, make me an offer.