If, that is, you’re opposed to the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars. Yep, Vermont’s millionaire “socialist” senator sat in the tony digs of the Sunday news talk shows yesterday and served up this bit of nonsense while speaking about funding the wars:
“No one is talking about bringing the troops home tomorrow.”
That makes me a proud nobody. And you?
Troops. Home. Now.
Sad shit here. Seems like President Nice (President Huxtable) gets a pass on all the bad stuff. Oh…I forgot…Just give us time…Things will get better…We promise…You don’t need to be confrontational…We’re just Human Beings…Give us a hug…We love you…Now go fuck yourself…We’ll let you know about the issues you keep bringing up after the next Board Meeting…Obama’s very busy now…The Holidays are a stressful time for all of us…We have to get the X-Mas Campaign started…So many bombs to gift wrap…And our goddamn troops want leave…Do you believe it!?…Gotta go…bin-Laden’s on the line…He wants more money again…Sonsabitchin’ terrorists gonna fuck up our whole marketing plan…………………………….
President Huxtable Addresses The Nation Tonight
eat your Jello man
did you know
our troops
eat Jello
every day?
it’s good for you
good for the country
I mean man…
‘xcuse me…
Sasha put down
the Red Phone
put it down…
daddy’s trying to talk
to America now
that’s right…
we’ll play Risk later…
…kids
you know why kids are cool?
they eat lots of Jello
Jello man…ummm…
man that’s some sweet stuff
and even the homeless
and the unemployed
and the under-insured
and the poor kids
and the migrant worker kids
and little kids in Afghanistan
can afford it
hey man like maybe
maybe we could make
our own alternate energy
with this stuff
ummm…and jobs
jobs making Jello
yeah man
like you all stay cool now
Jello man
ummm…
it’s worth fightin’
and even dyin’ for
good night