Help Wanted: New Mentor

Yep, the Old Mentor – Boots — just isn’t working out. Sadly, he’s changed.

So, what I’m looking for is someone who: Won’t sit on my lap in public; won’t stop talking to me when the Mayor of Montpelier approaches; won’t do something ridiculous like win an election (farmers’ market presidential elections, for example); won’t drive long distances on a beautiful summer day to accept a meaningless plaque in his/her group’s honor; won’t wear socialist t-shirts while playing a smiling capitalist; and who is partnered with someone who won’t hang up the phone when I call. It’s not asking much, you know.

Celery (yes, celery), benefits (nightly calls, etc.) and a stock answer to the question of, “you’re friends with him?” included in the package.

This website and its editor are desperate and opportunistic employers.

Let’s be friends.

Comments

  1. mentor says:

    please, someone answer the call! we won’t have to unplug our phone so often.

  2. M. Colby says:

    Oh sure, pretend other people call….

  3. Behind the Scenes says:

    Maybe Peter Welch would take you on. Just remember not to ask in a “yes or no” manner. I hear he hates that.

  4. Ed Flanagan?…Anthony Pollina?…Peter Diamondstone?…Champ?…who will it be? MENTOR–the new Reality Show from FOX TV Vermont. On channel 349 (can’t get it here).

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