We have reason to believe you are not being honest with yourself. This concerns us. We are speaking with people who know you better than we apparently know you. In the end, we will all know you better. And, hopefully, you will start being honest with yourself.
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Hey, ya know, Michael, Green Mountain Daily has Polls. I sent them the following one, and then decided to post it here, to encourage you to have your own polls. Give us something to do.
Reader Poll:
WHAT’S NEXT?–YOU Decide
1—A limited nuclear war involving North Korea, the USA, India, Pakistan, Iran, Israel, Tibet & The Second Vermont Republic?
2—A global ‘sewage spill’ caused by obese Americans shitting more?
3—Sarah Palin and Mel Gibson together on THE VIEW?
4—Aliens from deep space land in Arizona?
5—BP discovers the lost continent of Atlantis, and blows it up?